There I sat, Han Solo eating my special K as Leia came in and gave me a big kiss on the cheek. I got a boner and quickly thought of my momo grandma to get rid of it. Luke came over for breakfast..............he was looking ever so thin. No other friend had been as loyal to me as ol luke was. That day we traveled to an undisclosed location in florida to find the evil Jabba the Hutt who was working for Vadar and the Dark Side. Jabba and me used to be really close but nows he is just a fake bastard who refuses to accept that I am happy with Leia and our lives together. Luke understands luke cares about me thats why we always get waffle house when were together. Jabba's bitch or handy man is Bobba Fett who thinks the world of Jabba. WEll I think Bobba Fett needs to get off the weed because Jabba is a fake fat asswhole. So Luke and I confronted Jabba that day to find that he had 6 gun wounds around his slimmy neck. Wow what a fat snake it not every day you see Jabba getting aroudn like that. What a slut snake. Then there was poor Gweedo. Gweedo had no brain and did everything that Jabba and Bobba Fett did because Gweedo couldn't do anything that was out of the groups's best descision. Gweedo tried to take Luke and I to the dark side but we refused. They knocked the cone right out of my hand that I was eating. It turned into a brick wall. Jabba thought the brick wall locked great in his palace. I got out my blaster and threatened to kill Jabba and Bobba Fett because they were not part of the galactic empire. They told us that they were taken to the dark side by an old sith who would give abortions in the back alleys to sand people. Luke and myself decided to return home and plan a way to destroy the dark side from taking over my life..............How would we stop the evil Jabba and his fake ways? and find Darth and stop his abortion giving to sand people?


Only time will tell